this is some poetry and some prose that i like to do from time to time. most of it is taken from songs that i’ve written so you may notice that it can go with a certain melody or whatever. i guess if you want to you can make up a melody yourself and sing it in your head or aloud or whatever. anyway enjoy, or try to at least.
3rd (a little bit of 2nd) Person
and in case your were wondering who this mysterious ‘author’ fellow is, i’ll give you a short rundown. although he posts with many different names, his real name is D.B. Halden-Vetterfeld. He comes from a family of competitive gardeners on his mother’s side and professional musicians (mostly trumpet) on his father’s side. unfortunately, D.B. only inherited the dual last names of his parents and not their respective talents. he’s ok with this, though, because he did inherit the ability to write like a true ______ (fill in this blank with whatever/whoever you think is a good writer) from some far-off ancestor. he has been writing various fiction and poetry since his 7th birthday and he is still just as good as he was all those years ago. he is working on his Bachelors degree in Global Governance from the prestigious UPR. while not studying or writing, D.B. earns an impressive salary as a venture capitalist. and before you ask, yes he is the 1%. some of his hobbies include skiboarding, scuba diving, building model airplanes, making his own clothes, and being a civilian vigilante, among other things. he really likes cheese pizza, parenthesis, fire alarms, capitalism, jazz, and chess. he dislikes capitalising the first letter of sentences, trucks, the phrase ‘up and at em’, the American version of the Office, waking up, and birds of any sort (except for penguins). he can’t sing well and can’t play guitar well but he can sing and play guitar very poorly and wishes that he could do both well. he blames everything on the current president, no matter how trivial or if he supports that current president, which he does not. he also assumes that you don’t take anything about him, particularly this ‘bio’, seriously. any questions can be asked of him directly by one of the contact sources on the contact page. if you did fill in that blank above, he would like if you e-mailed him with what you filled the blank with.